What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

Why do flat earthers exist?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Which media outlet gave Starmer and his band of failures the most support during the election? Now we can punish them for it.?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

Goldfinger

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

How can one justify in Sweden that total subsidies for public green energy initiatives being approximately 8.2 billion SEK per year? Electric cars at market price typically cost an average of 500,000 SEK which is above household budgets.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is music publishing?